Friday, January 15, 2010

Now for something negitive

So I watched this documentary called "The Cove" about this liquid killing field in Japan where they just brutally murder Dolphins for, and in this order of importance, fun and food. it was pretty gruesome and a really good doc, it had some serious suspense scenes were they go covert and secretly spy on this dolphin genocide. It has the Rial Blog Quarterly Documentary Watching Society's highest stamp of approval. Which means alot, because one of the founding members of this clan destine group, lets call him Corey, is one of the most painfully critical of everything that has ever existed persons in the history of the Universe.

Any ways, eff capturing Dolphins for entertainment, eff Japan and there whaling practices, eff eating large fish, shit is full of mercury, eff eating animals in general, in this day and age that shit is like a ticking time bomb ready to explode your innards (this marks the first time I have been preachy, in public, about my diet. So there, Dolphin meat is murder, meat is, that was relieving and embarrassing, moving on)

Pat Roberts. Now don't get me confused with some type of hippy tree hugging ass, I don't think humans and animals are equal, and I don't think humans should die over animals, I just think death should really just be a natural thing, kinda like how god killed all those people who made a pact with the devil in Haiti. Now we know several things as fact, 9/11 happened because of the rampant gay and lesbian epidemic we have in the USA and the capital of the 2nd oldest nation n the Americas was practically wiped off the map because of some covent that those heretics made with the devil...wait...we...don'

A couple quick facts about Haiti:
-They were a French Sugar plantation
-One of the most brutal places for slaves to live, I think the turn over rate was pretty high.
-After the USA, was the 2nd democratically elected government in the Americas
-Because of the ass wooping they gave the mighty Neapolitan when he tried to bring a little "order" to the place, the French moved out of the America campagin and sold us all of the central US via the Lusianna purchase
- they are 80% christian nation, and Bishops hold more sway over politicians
-the island of Tortuga, famously shown in the Disney picture "Pirates of the Caribbean" and a famous pirate hide out, was sunk in an earthquake in the 1700's
-the poorest country in the WESTERN HEMISPHERE becuase of a cocktail of hegemony, US politics, French politics, corporate interest, drugs, out dated technology and no infustructure to improve, and racism (Thomas Jefferson feared Hait becoming a country because he didn't want a "black" republic and set forth a series of policys that created Hait: the wests biggest shit hole..

just putting that out there.

Well, the many (i didn't want to research this) followers of the 700 club television show believe the nonsense of Pat Roberts, or at least support some one who does believe this. Yeah, our neighbors, loved ones, mothers, step aunts, radio show hosts, some of these people are down with this train of thought, your not safe anymore, that gun may not be used on the intruder who you thought was going to be either a Mexican or a black guy, it may be used to fight off crazy religious zealots that don't want 71 virgins, they just want to go to heaven and drive chariots around clouds. Add the population of Japan that wants to exterminate whales and dolphins and Jesus Christ...where is the love and compassion. Death, hate, death, hate, death, hate, gay affairs made in secret, hate, death. Get me out of here, when is the next comet coming by so I can hitch a ride.

....these are the days of our lives.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

From The Ashes Rise

So welcome to 2010, we can now start saying 20-10 instead of the mouth full two thousand and something, which by the way we in our lives can never say again, it will always and forever be 20-something. So get used to that. BUUUT really, what is the changing of the year, its some bench mark date that everyone breathes a sigh of relief..."thank god that year is over" (god has nothing to do with it, if he had his way we would all be drown at the bottom of the sea, its in his Autobiography, check it out) but really, when the calender flips does all the shitty or great or cool or awesome or bogus or depraved or gentle things from the previous year just disappear, hell no. But I guess it is sorta like nutra-sweet and Jesus, it gives people a sense of progress and a clean slate, something to look forward to and believe in even though it is not real or important.

What is up with the Rial Blog Corporate folly's improve team? Well, we don't have a camera that works, so expect more texts!!! (I know there was a fist pump and a hissed "yesss!" I know.) and we are going to change the look here. Maybe fix the dumb logo thing up top so it doesn't say Rial twice, and loose that font, maybe add some color, I was thinking a glass tile mosaic? too much, how about a pastel blue?....we will work it out, any way, we are back, we had a great time in Uzbekistan shaving alpaca's and smoking opium (neither are from Uzbekistan, buy an almanac) and now we are ready to regale you with tails of fun in the sun and...uhhh other stuff.

Like sands in the hour glass....